Entries Tagged as 'they'll take Santa's milk and cookies'

Friday, December 19th, 2008

The White Elephant in the Room: Gifts for Your Favorite Pros for Under $25

‘Tis the season and all that nonsense. Look, we know what this time of year is really about: buying useless pieces of plastic for people you really don’t care about. A sweater for Aunt Edna and a tie for Uncle Joe because you have to. Stupid families. But what about those people that we WANT […]

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Jolly Jocks: Rotund Athletes that Rival Santa

When most of us think of professional athletes, we think of the most physically fit people in the world. But every once in a while, some bucket o’ lard slips through the cracks, and wins a spot that would normally be occupied by two people in our hearts. Given that this is the holiday season, […]