Entries Tagged as 'steroids'

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Suck it, Sox fans!

Finally. Finally!
Will all of you now shut up about the “magic” that was the 2004 World Series?
No one evah came back from three dawn! 
That’s because the guys that lead the way, 2004 ALCS MVP David Oritz and his bash brother Manny Ramirez, were on the juice. Plain and simple.
I think I’ve made my stance on […]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Silver Screen Steroid Scandal!

With more and more names coming out as steroid users in Major League Baseball, our childhood heroes keep taking shots to the image. Each day that poster of Ken Griffey Jr. that we bought at the swap meet when we were 13 gets more and more suspicious. So it’s time we woke up and faced […]

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

I hate to post about the same topic twice in one day but….

Sources are now coming out the the drug Manny will serve a 50 game suspension for is hCG…What is hCG?
 Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) is a glycoprotein hormone produced in pregnancy that is made by the developing embryo soon after conception and later by the syncytiotrophoblast (part of the placenta). Its role is to prevent the disintegration of the corpus luteum of the ovary and thereby maintain progesterone production that is critical for a pregnancy in humans. […]

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

If you didn’t see this coming…I don’t know what to tell you…

What is the only thing that can get ESPN to cancel Favre gate coverage…Steroid coverage.

 Sorry Dodgers fans, you finally got Manny to see the light and sign on to help out then this.

Manny wants us to believe that his doctor prescribed a banned substance accidentally…Is it just me or do baseball players steroid excuses sound […]

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Plax Syndrome: 12 Other Accidental Shootings We’re Rooting For

Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call. Plaxico Burress is going to live and play football again, but might be a little smarter about it next time. Lord knows there […]

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Top 10 Funniest Names on Mitchell Report

Let me start off by saying that I couldn’t give two handfuls of monkey crap about steroids in baseball. Oh, so you injected yourself with juice to hit the ball further? Good! Keep going. I love watching long balls, so if this stuff will make that happen more often, and make the balls fly further, […]

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Ruh Roh Raggy

I can’t tell if the Giants look like geniuses right now, or ass clowns.
So Barry’s probably going to jail. Let’s go ahead and make a list for this “big news story” (see the quotes? They’re there because we all saw this coming). Top 10 Possible Crappy Newspaper Headlines!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Asterisks for Everyone!

So I was sitting at my desk today when one of my friends sent me a gmail-chat message with the following question:
Are you upset about this asterisk thing?
Now, this was before I’d done my morning perusal of the various sports websites I frequent. So I had no idea that she was referring to the […]