Entries Tagged as 'satire'

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

NFL Predictions: AFC West-Worst of the AFC

Looks like 1 standout in this bunch. Can you guess who?
Chargers-10-6: I know, LT has gone East and Vincent Jackson will soon be a Seahawk (by opening day), so are the Bolts really any good? They’re not that good, the other 3 teams in the division are bad, bad, and worse!
“I’m not a baby, I just […]

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

NFL Predictions: NFC West-The Worst Division in Football

 8 Wins takes the crown in this 4 dog race!

Okay, maybe Niners or Cards win 9 games, but that’s all. Just in case you doubt my predictions, take a look at the QB’s leading this mess.  
49ers–Alex Smith-David Carr: Cardinals–Matt Leinart-Derek Anderson: Seahawks–Matt Hasselbeck-Charlie Whitehurst: Rams–Sam Bradford-AJ Feeley. Not too many early fantasy picks in […]

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Sleepless In Seattle…or maybe Atlanta…

Int. bedroom, Orlando, FL.

Junior: Tough call. Go home to Seattle where my career started, or go to Atlanta and be closer to my family. Well, better sleep on this one. *turns night cap backwards, begins to fall asleep*
Disembodied voice: Griiiiiffey! Griiiiiffey!
Junior: Holy crap, Lou?!

Ghost of Lou Pinella: Damnit, Junior! Call me coach!
Junior: Sure thing, coach. […]

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Pacman Suspended by Videogame Counsel

Long-time videogame icon Adam “Pacman” Pacman was suspended by the World Videogame Counsel after repeated violations of their personal conduct policy.
“We feel like we have given Adam more than enough opportunities to turn his life around,” WVC Chairman Roger Manningham said in a press conference, “it’s a continuation of a disturbing pattern of behavior, […]

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Breaking News: Another NFC North Quarterback Talking Comeback

Following the lead of future Hall of Famer Brett Favre’s attempts to return to the Green Bay Packers, it appears the Chicago Bears have made attempts to contact their four time NFL championship quarterback Sid Luckman in hopes of luring him out of retirement.

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 16

Ah, Christmas! A time for families to get drunk and fight. Or maybe that’s just my family. Whatever, as long as I’m not taking a Grandad haymaker in the chops, it’s all just fun and games. I hope everyone out there had a Patriots Christmas (all winnings and supermodels) and no one had a Dolphins […]

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 14

Ah, week 14. What a magical time of the year. The only people that know what I’m talking about are the fellow fantasy football nerds out there. Week 14 marks the first signs of fantasy playoffs. Some people means this is the first step on the gold paved road to glory. For those less fortunate, […]

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 11

Every week I think about how much money I could make if I just went to Vegas and bet on football games. How hard can it be, right?
This is just another fact in a long list I’ve entitled “Why I’m Retarded”. But enough about me, let’s take a look at The Top 10 Things That […]