Entries Tagged as 'Quotes'

Monday, January 26th, 2009

The Football Fast Five: Peter King Edition

Since there were no games last week, and everyone is already discussed all the Super Bowl storylines to death, I’m just going back to the blogger well to the tried and true ‘Make fun of Peter King’ entry. It’s a favorite past-time of mine, so I’m excited about it even if you aren’t.
Let’s do this […]

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Man Crush Update: Game 1

I know it’s a bit late, but give me a break, I was on the east coast for a week. I know, another blogger taking an extravagant trip on the internet’s dime. Well, deal with it.
But none of that really matters, because my boy CLAYTON KERSHAW!1! made his first appearance at the major league level. […]

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

From the Cheap Seat - Playoff Edition!

Whoo doggie! Now they games mean something. Well, maybe not the wild card games, but the divisional round has some interesting match-ups, right? Who are any of us kidding. We all know the Giants are going all the way. I’ll explain why later (don’t worry, it’s one of the made up ones). Since there are […]

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

From the Cheap Seat - Week 17

I realize now that I could have posted this on Monday, since all the games were over by Sunday night. But all the excitement of New Year’s Eve, and firing up my brand new BBQ for the first time distracted me. I think it’s pretty safe to say that the only things that could distract […]

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 16

Ah, Christmas! A time for families to get drunk and fight. Or maybe that’s just my family. Whatever, as long as I’m not taking a Grandad haymaker in the chops, it’s all just fun and games. I hope everyone out there had a Patriots Christmas (all winnings and supermodels) and no one had a Dolphins […]

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 14

Ah, week 14. What a magical time of the year. The only people that know what I’m talking about are the fellow fantasy football nerds out there. Week 14 marks the first signs of fantasy playoffs. Some people means this is the first step on the gold paved road to glory. For those less fortunate, […]

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 13

The season is now three quarters of the way through, and what have we learned? 1) I hate the Patriots 2) The Patriots are good at football and 3) This makes me want to see how far I can kick a puppy. Stupid freakin’ Patriots! But we’ll get into more detail about that in The […]

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

From the Cheap Seat - Week 11

Every week I think about how much money I could make if I just went to Vegas and bet on football games. How hard can it be, right?
This is just another fact in a long list I’ve entitled “Why I’m Retarded”. But enough about me, let’s take a look at The Top 10 Things That […]