Entries Tagged as 'man crush'

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Man Crush Update: Liveblogging first start of ‘10!

Yee-haw! We are back, son!
My Boy KERSHAW!1! is back on the hill tonight and I’ll be walking us through this thing as it happens.
Bottom 1st - Well, this isn’t starting off to well, now is it. Walks have always been Kershaw’s downfall, and he just started off the season with one. Damn you, sneaky butt […]

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Man Crush Update: Game 1 Starter!

Yeehaw! Joe Torre finally pulled his head out of a bottle of Bigelow’s Green Tea to realize that he needs to get as many starts out of My Boy KERSHAW!1!  as possible in the NLCS. That’s why he’s named him Game 1 Starter for tonight’s game.
This is big for us.
Huge for us.
Last year we weren’t […]

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Man Crush Update: Scoreboard Watching

I know it’s been a little while since I’ve been on here to talk about My Boy KERSHAW!1!, but that’s mainly because I didn’t want to brag. But now allow me to…
Since July 29th (my last Man Crush Update)
37.4 IP, 29 hits, 21 BB, 1.37 WHIP, 14 ER, 50 Lembecks
Now that’s dominance!
Then this happened.
*puts hand […]

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Man Crush Update: Live Blog-ish

So I’m stuck here at work, crunching numbers, and My Boy KERSHAW!1! is on the hill. Travesty of travesties. So I’m going to be following along on line. And now you can too! (complete with homoerotic undertones!)
Dodgers actually get a couple runners on in the first but fail to score any runs in their half […]

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Man Crush Update: We Made The List!

Boom!
We did it! Me and My Boy KERSHAW!1! have finally broken through. Joe Posnaski, whom I greatly respect, put Uncle Charles on his Top 100 list. Prestige!
Feels good, doesn’t it? Finally appreciated for all that talent, and all those good looks. I think I’ll treat myself to a little milkshake while I peruse the rest […]

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Man Crush Update: Better Late Than Never

So I just got to my computer, and I figure I will try my best to live-blog the rest of My Boy KERSHAW!1!’S game today. We pick it up in the top of the third…

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Man Crush Update: Angel Killer

Boom! You see that?! That’s My Boy KERSHAW!1! putting a grade A ass whoopin’ on those sissies from Orange County. Complete dominance!
Man, it was magnificent to watch. It was like KERSHAW!1! was some sort of demon who had descended upon heaven (aka Angel Stadium) and just started tearing angels assunder. Wings were ripped from backs! […]

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Man Crush Update: Always bet on Blue.

So earlier this week I was in Laughlin, NV with some family for a little R&R. Oh, you’ve never heard of Laughlin? Take the worst dregs that go to Vegas, then add a lake, and you’ve pretty much got Laughlin.
When I wasn’t on the lake breaking both hearts and sunglasses, I spent my time at […]