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Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Watcha Gonna Do, Brother, When the Senate Runs Wild on You?!

More like fili-BRAIN-buster! Right guys? Guys?…
So it appears that WWF/WWE co-founder Linda McMahon (wife of Vince Jr.) is running for US Senate. You can read more specifics about hit here.
This isn’t the first time a wrestler has ventured into politics. Everyone knows about the success that Jesse “The Body” Ventura had in his tenure as […]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

A Pyle of List How To Guide: The Penis Apology

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

12 Days of Sportsman Christmas

Hey, Christmas is in two days! Hooray! Thanks for the clothes that don’t fit mom! No, I can understand how you thought I was an XL. Most 6 foot guys who weight 160 wear XLs. I’m just weird.
Since I already know I’m probably not going to get anything on my list for Christmas from my […]

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Put That 9 Iron Down, Honey - Athlete WAGs We’d Never Cheat On

In light of Tiger Wood’s alleged adultery against his super model wife…Wait, let me double check on that…Yep. Wow. Tiger Woods was cheating on his super model wife.I get it, the guy’s got everything. Fame. Success. More money than God. Sometimes you just have to shake things up a bit. Throw a skank into the […]

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

“That Was SO a Touchdown and I Hate Your Wife!”: How to Avoid Family Sports Meltdowns this Thanksgiving

 
The main difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas is that at Thanksgiving there’s no gift opening segment to cut the often palpable tension that’s hovering over the dinner table.  Without being able to laugh as the youngest kids happily open their battery-operated crap, there’s a much more likely chance that Aunt Edna will finally tell off […]

Friday, November 20th, 2009

These Aren’t The Plays You’re Looking For: New Trick Plays

 
Trick plays have been used in football even before they legalized the forward pass.  But many of the plays that probably confused the hell out of the defense when they were still new (reverses, double passes, draws, screens) are considered commonplace today.  Even the Statue of Liberty play gets used often enough these days that, […]

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Modern Warfare, Too: Recent Sports Rivalries

This Sunday is the annual Brady v. Manning bowl. What, you hadn’t heard? You must not own a TV…or an internet machine. This is the yearly occurrence when everyone debates who is better, and then pretends that the outcome of those debates will really bother Pey Pey or Tommy Boy.
The truth of the matter is, […]

Friday, November 6th, 2009

COMBO!: Combining Sports & Games

The other day a friend of mine, who has done some amateur boxing in the past, informed me that he would soon be competing in a chessboxing competition.  Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like.  Contests box for a round, then play timed chess for a round, then repeat.  This continues until someone is either […]