Entries Tagged as 'list schmist i want my monkey man!'

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Linkin’ Blogs

You know how Netflix has a Recommended for You tab? TiVo, YouTube, Pandora have the same kind of function, suggesting other videos/songs/movies based on your taste. These are often scary accurate in their predictions for what you might enjoy. Well, we here at Pyle of List don’t have one of those magic voodoo things and […]

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Making Up is Hard to Do: 8 Feuding Sports Duos that Should Reunite

2 years out of football really took a toll on Mike Williams’ physique…
In one of his first major acts as Coach/GM/Kaiser of the Seattle Seahawks, Pete Carroll signed former Trojan and noted first round bust Mike Williams to play WR, despite a two-year sabbatical. At one time Williams was Carroll’s golden boy, a sure-fire #1 WR destined to dominate in the […]

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Giving ‘Busted Bracket’ a Whole New Meaning

Be honest, you had Kansas and Villanova in your Final Four, didn’t you? I did. So if you’re like me, you’re looking for a new distraction for this month. Luckily, the internetz is full of people putting up their own tournaments that you can enter. Some have garnered quite a bit of notoriety, like the […]

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Watcha Gonna Do, Brother, When the Senate Runs Wild on You?!

More like fili-BRAIN-buster! Right guys? Guys?…
So it appears that WWF/WWE co-founder Linda McMahon (wife of Vince Jr.) is running for US Senate. You can read more specifics about hit here.
This isn’t the first time a wrestler has ventured into politics. Everyone knows about the success that Jesse “The Body” Ventura had in his tenure as […]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

A Pyle of List How To Guide: The Penis Apology

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

12 Days of Sportsman Christmas

Hey, Christmas is in two days! Hooray! Thanks for the clothes that don’t fit mom! No, I can understand how you thought I was an XL. Most 6 foot guys who weight 160 wear XLs. I’m just weird.
Since I already know I’m probably not going to get anything on my list for Christmas from my […]

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Put That 9 Iron Down, Honey - Athlete WAGs We’d Never Cheat On

In light of Tiger Wood’s alleged adultery against his super model wife…Wait, let me double check on that…Yep. Wow. Tiger Woods was cheating on his super model wife.I get it, the guy’s got everything. Fame. Success. More money than God. Sometimes you just have to shake things up a bit. Throw a skank into the […]

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

“That Was SO a Touchdown and I Hate Your Wife!”: How to Avoid Family Sports Meltdowns this Thanksgiving

 
The main difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas is that at Thanksgiving there’s no gift opening segment to cut the often palpable tension that’s hovering over the dinner table.  Without being able to laugh as the youngest kids happily open their battery-operated crap, there’s a much more likely chance that Aunt Edna will finally tell off […]