Pyle of List

I’m not a huge NBA fan.
There. I said it.
I’m a sports guy, so I try to keep tabs on most athletic competitions going on throughout the year. But in terms of being an actual fan of the league I come up quite short. I don’t follow things too closely until playoffs and even then I […]

IT IS I, GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS!

Haha, just kidding y’all. It’s me! Ron Artest…

I am starting to become embarrassed for this cities’ sports fans.
No wonder Tawmmy from Quinzee and Paulie from “Strong Island” think we are a bunch of fair weather pansies. Because that’s how we’re acting!
First on the Shut It! list: the Lakers.

A month ago I couldn’t walk 10 ft. in my building without someone talking […]

Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call. Plaxico Burress is going to live and play football again, but might be a little smarter about it next time. Lord knows there […]

Ok, alright, I get it.  These two don’t like each other.  I get it.  I understand.  Frankly, I don’t care much for either of them myself, but time to move on. 
This week TMZ.com has posted video of the Big Diesel freestyle rapping about the former teammate, Kobe Bryant.  Kobe will no doubt come back with […]

“You know why the Lakers lost, don’t you? Phil Jackson was afraid to keep it real and go all black. Instead he sold out and started that white boy with girl’s hair.”
“I still say f*ck Reggie Miller!”

“Man, I remember Robert Horry being taller… and less friendly.”
“Please come see my movie…please…”
“You know, I used to play […]

Cmon, Tivo, get it together! Cheese and rice. So last night, I was in a bit of a conundrum: do I watch the Lakers try to finally win a game against the Celtics, or do I watch my ultra-hunky boy KERSHAW!1! pitch against another pitcher I love, Greg Maddux? Well, I thought I had it […]

After watching his performance of an athlete with a back injury on Sunday, Kobe Bryant seems like a lock for an Academy Award nomination. But for what role? The aforementioned gutty, injured hoopster? His 2007-2008 midseason run as classy teammate extraordinaire alongside Pau Gasol? Or his method-acting laden ongoing role of starring as Michael Jordan in the eventual biopic? Compare them below:

He […]