Entries Tagged as 'Kobe'

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

12 Days of Sportsman Christmas

Hey, Christmas is in two days! Hooray! Thanks for the clothes that don’t fit mom! No, I can understand how you thought I was an XL. Most 6 foot guys who weight 160 wear XLs. I’m just weird.
Since I already know I’m probably not going to get anything on my list for Christmas from my […]

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Texas Death Match - NBA Style!

With all the buzz about the Denver Nuggets renting out the Pepsi Center when they’re supposed to have a game (oops!), nobody has talked about the obvious solution:
Player vs. Player wrestling matches!
I mean, the NBA has a littany of fueds going on right now, so why not kill two birds (not named Larry or Chris […]

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Plax Syndrome: 12 Other Accidental Shootings We’re Rooting For

Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call. Plaxico Burress is going to live and play football again, but might be a little smarter about it next time. Lord knows there […]

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Shaq Vs. Kobe, Round…um…45 or something…

Ok, alright, I get it.  These two don’t like each other.  I get it.  I understand.  Frankly, I don’t care much for either of them myself, but time to move on. 
This week TMZ.com has posted video of the Big Diesel freestyle rapping about the former teammate, Kobe Bryant.  Kobe will no doubt come back with […]

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Celebrity Game 4 Reactions

“You know why the Lakers lost, don’t you? Phil Jackson was afraid to keep it real and go all black. Instead he sold out and started that white boy with girl’s hair.”
“I still say f*ck Reggie Miller!”

“Man, I remember Robert Horry being taller… and less friendly.”
“Please come see my movie…please…”
“You know, I used to play […]

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Kobe Bryant: Oscar candidate?

After watching his performance of an athlete with a back injury on Sunday, Kobe Bryant seems like a lock for an Academy Award nomination. But for what role? The aforementioned gutty, injured hoopster? His 2007-2008 midseason run as classy teammate extraordinaire alongside Pau Gasol? Or his method-acting laden ongoing role of starring as Michael Jordan in the eventual biopic? Compare them below:

He […]

Friday, May 9th, 2008

The Kobe Ultimatum: 1 Year Later

Roughly a year ago, I wrote this hatchet job on Kobe Bryant and his demand to be traded. Well, looks like things have turned out pretty well for him. I still think his actions were tactless and I don’t exactly believe his conversion to unselfishness, but to a certain degree he proved me wrong. No […]

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Peter King Is Racist

Ah, nothing like an old white football writer talking about the NBA. I’m sure him and his friends have hilariously racist names for the league, and no, I’m not talking about the National Booger-Eaters Association (although that is quite the burn). Here is a statement from Peter’s weekly Monday Morning QB article over at […]