Entries Tagged as 'jeff kent'

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

What a Weird Wednesday that Was

Leave it up to the day with the crazy spelling (no one pronounces the ‘d’ before the ‘n’ so it shouldn’t be spelled that way!) to provide some real craziness in the world of sports. Here’s a rundown of the things that blew my mind yesterday.

Roberto Alomar denied entry into baseball HOF
This is the biggest […]

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

“Finally, the recognition I deserve!”

Gawd damn right! *spits tobacco on ground*
I was cruisin’ around dem der internets, when I comes across this little diddy. Jeff Kent: second baseman of the decade! And all I can say is, ‘BOUT DAMN TIME! This good ‘ol boy has been tellin’ everyone that since 1999! I would walk out of the shower up […]

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Wait, am I…am I rooting for the Yankees?!

What’s happened here? Everything’s gone topsy turvy!
Now, I’m a local homer. Doyers first, Angels second. But both of them were eliminated in the LCS. So who am I left to root for? The umpires? Eff them, they suck this year.
But as I sat in front of the TV last night, drink in hand (the way […]

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Jeff Kent’s Movie Reviews: Double Feature!

Well there son, there is something your good friend Jeff Kent puts first and foremost in his life, and that’s respectin’ his elders. The brave men who fought for this country so you and I could ride dirt bikes and hunt animals as God himself intended. So when yer daddy, or someone else who’s lived […]

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Jeff Kent’s Movie Reviews: Tropic Thunder

Hey, there, it’s your rock of sense and sensibility Jeff Kent, here to tell you about ‘nother movie I saw. But first, let me just get something off my chest here:
VIN SCULLY IS A NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
There, I said it. Whew! Feels good to get that off my chest. For years I’ve had to […]

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Jeff Kent’s Movie Reviews: Lars and the Real Girl

Now, yer old boy Jeff Kent doesn’t rent movies. I’ve never trusted that there Blockbuster and certainly don’t get Netflix. So the only time I see movies that I didn’t catch in the theater is on the team bus or plane on road trips. And on our way back from DC this week, boy did […]

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Jeff Kent’s Movie Reviews: The Dark Knight

I don’t always get excited for movies because most of ‘em these days are for chicks, queers, snot-nosed brats and slightly older punk kids that wouldn’t know hard work if it rode over them in a raised Chevy Silverado. But I went to see the Dark Knight ’cause I understand Batman. A heroic white man […]

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Pictures not Pitchers: Jeff Kent’s Movie Reviews- “Wall-E”

So, let’s not beat around the bush. They gave Andre Rodriguez or whatever the hell his name is a blog, where he probably writes about tacos and crap. First off, his dad probably worked in a kitchen somewhere so he and his 13 brothers and sisters should know something about food. Secondly, I want folks […]