Pyle of List

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

I just read this over on Deadspin and had to make sure everyone at PoL also saw it (as though someone would read this site but not DS…). Yes, I realize it was sent in by someone with no way to verify it, but it’s too perfect to NOT be true. Enjoy the full article/mailbag […]

So, Steve Phillips has been suspended from the World Wide Leader for having a relationship with a 22 year old intern.

Aside from Phillips’ “talent” evaluation, the story has become about how his new girlfriend went all Fatal Attraction and began delivering letters to his wife and friending his son on Facebook.  Now, while attention gets piled onto Fatal […]

Finally. Finally!
Will all of you now shut up about the “magic” that was the 2004 World Series?
No one evah came back from three dawn! 
That’s because the guys that lead the way, 2004 ALCS MVP David Oritz and his bash brother Manny Ramirez, were on the juice. Plain and simple.
I think I’ve made my stance on […]

So, I’ve taken a day to digest this all and go through my grief cycle. Pros and cons have been weighed and emotions taken out of the equation to come up with the only logical reaction to such a devastating event for my favorite team:
HA HA! SUCK IT RED SOX NATION! NOW YOUR WORLD SERIES […]

Every Monday, our very own DLamp will be taking a look at what just happened the day before in the NFL, and looking ahead to the Monday night game(s).
Many football fans consider Divisional Weekend to be the best weekend of NFL action all year. And I see where they are coming from; you’ve still got […]

Okay, so I can’t sit here at work and pretend to work anymore, I’ve got to let some of this anger out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There. I feel better. Well, not really, I’m still plenty pissed off. Oh, and why am I so profoundly unhappy at this moment? Allow me to clue you in:
Boston Red Sox second baseman […]

Last year I took the time to leave my Mother’s basement to appear on NBC’s The Singing Bee. Obviously the bright lights and large crowd were disorienting since I have little contact with the outside world, but that still cannot explain my performance. Here are highlights of my 15 minutes of fame, which will change […]