Entries Tagged as 'drunk escapades'

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Your Pyle of List Super Bowl Party Guide

Listen, I know this is being done everywhere. In fact, we did something very similar just last year. But I don’t care, THIS IS JUST THAT IMPORTANT!
This coming up Sunday is my favorite holiday of the year. Better than Christmas (no family drama, buying presents, etc.). Better than my birthday (because, really, who cares about […]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

12 Days of Sportsman Christmas

Hey, Christmas is in two days! Hooray! Thanks for the clothes that don’t fit mom! No, I can understand how you thought I was an XL. Most 6 foot guys who weight 160 wear XLs. I’m just weird.
Since I already know I’m probably not going to get anything on my list for Christmas from my […]

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

The Football Fast Five: Super Bowl!

Why is this post coming to you on a Tuesday? Mainly because the Super Bowl kicked my ass so hard on Sunday that I couldn’t manage to get out of bed Monday except to continue throwing up. Shots of Absinthe at the start of each quarter? Sure, why not. What’s the worst that could happen…

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

If Partying with Your 18 Year Old Daughter is Wrong, Who Would Want to Be Right?

With the economy and all the other problems going on right now, I understand the plight of mothers. Times are tough all over. Not only do you have to work and manage an ever-tightening budget, the pressure to remain sexy has never been higher (Way to go, Desparate Housewives!). On top of everything else you […]

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Man Crush Update: First Win!

What day is it? Tuesday?! Oh god, the boss is gonna be pissed! You see, it all started on Sunday…
[awesome flashback squiggly lines]

Sweet voice over: So there I was, playing Rock Band with some friends when one of them turns the Dodger game on. Wouldn’t you know it, My Boy KERSHAW!1! was pitching! I must […]

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Patrick McDrunk’s Baseball Review: Spanish Edition!

Hola amigos. Let me check…yep, it’s 3:30pm out here in California and I just woke up. I think that’s a record for me; “Earliest Waking Time In Seis De Mayo History”.
Last night was cuh-raaaaaazy! Me and some of the boys from the drywalling crew went over to Acapulco for “Margarita Mondays” and painted […]

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Patrick McDrunk’s Baseball Review

I had a doctor’s appointment this week. He said the ‘ol ticker ain’t doing so great, and that a glass of wine will do me a whole lot of good. So I stopped by the CVS on my way home and picked me up a box for watching the games tonight. Let’s hope it doesn’t […]

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Patrick McDrunk’s Baseball Review

Oh man. Oh god. I woke up on the bathroom floor this morning in nothing but some socks and a top hat. I have no idea who or what I did last night. AWESOME!
On to the games…