Entries Tagged as 'Dallas Cowboys'

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

A Real Cowboys reveals that real issue behind Romo’s night.

Hello, jackasses!
So, I know that all you left wing crazies were sure you wouldn’t hear from me after that loss Sunday night, right?  Well, think again.  Some last second points scored by a pansy kicker might be good enough for those empty suits in the NFL office but I don’t see it as a way […]

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Last Action Heroes: Football Coaches as Action Movie Characters

As we head toward another football season, I can’t help but think we haven’t really been paying attention to the real heroes (or villains).
There is a man who takes all the responsibility for your team’s success and failure.  If he doesn’t get it done, the world could end for millions of fans.  It all rests […]

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

I can’t help it…I just like this guy…

So…if you don’t know I’m a Cowboys fan.  As such I hear lots of crap about our QB, Tony Romo.
Now, I’m not going to pretend that Romo’s ability to crap out in December every year doesn’t drive me nuts from time to time.  But I can lay a lot of blame at Wade “Yuk-Yuk” Phillips […]

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Thanks NFL Network…

I got to spend the holiday weekend at my dad’s.  While I don’t particularly care for his Dish Network, it does have NFL Network which my Time Warner still doesn’t carry.  
I sat and watched the greater part of the Cowboys final game of the 1993 regular season against the Giants.  The winner would take […]

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

A True Cowboys fan response: TO

Since the Cowboys have finally gotten rid of TO, I decided to go get a real Cowboys fan response from…this guy.

I’m back you libaral media morons.  I know you all thought I’d gone out and hanged myself after the last two games of the season.  I was more upset that I couldn’t get my sports […]

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Breaking News: TO Makes Plea for New Team

 
After reports have come out this morning that the Dallas Cowboys have severed ties with star WR Terrell Owens, we all wondered where his next stop would be.
Some thought that the Raiders would be the logical choice, given their penchant for big stars and drama. Others thought WR starved teams on the cusp of the […]

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Top 10 Super Bowl moments: #9

Over the next two weeks Philguard will be counting down the top 10 moments in the past 42 years in the big game. Today…

#9 - Swann’s Dive
Defense wins championships, but offense lives in highlight films forever.
When: Super Bowl X – January 18, 1976
Where: The Orange Bowl

Monday, December 29th, 2008

The Football Fast Five: Week 17

Every Monday, our very own DLamp will be taking a look at what just happened the day before in the NFL, and looking ahead to the Monday night game(s).
Woo! There it is, boys, your 2008 NFL season. It’s always so sad to see it go, but like the end of a relationship, football let us […]