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I’m new here at Pyle of List (long-time reader, first-time writer), so I thought I’d start by introducing myself.  My name is Jonathan, and my major areas of interest are film, comedy, and college football.  Since this year’s college football season is just around the corner, I’d like to share some of my predictions.
But not […]

Being the lazy days of summer, most years my mind would have slowly faded out of focus from baseball and would start to work on college football annuals and fantasy football drafts to help ease the sports starved summer schedule and help my leisure hours maintain a rhythm of sanity until the fall football frenzy […]

We all want football season to start as soon as possible. So now that it’s August, we here at Pyle of List are tired of waiting. We have so much beautiful football inside us, it needs to be let out much like the musical creativity that resided inside Dirk Diggler. So we’ve devoted the entire […]

USC
Trojan Whores
‘05 best team hype
proves all games won on the field,
not by media.
 
LSU
Don’t Let Your Mouth Write Checks Your Team Can’t Cash
Les Miles, genius?
Prepared excuse for 10 wins,
underachievement.
 
West Virginia
Slaton’ed for an Undefeated Season
How’s the sore wrist, Steve?
Convenient “injury”, no?
Don’t drop that pigskin.
 
Texas
That’s a Healthy Colt You Got There
‘Horns fate rests on Colt,
Much stress on such […]

These are the heayweights (no, not the hilarious movie), the big boys (no, not the unhilarious morning radio host), and the cream of the crop (or better yet, the terminators…). Sit back, relax, and try to to catch a big boot to the face.

Who do you think is going to be hoisting the crystal football in January? This is the culmination of Pyle of List’s three day college football preview: The Contenders. The following teams have the best chance to run the table this year.
The Field
Texas Longhorns
People are feeling pretty optimistic about the upcoming […]

Michigan
Miss-again!
3rd and 7? Cinch.
Throw a 5 yard out. Punt team!
New playbook? No Chance.
 
Cal
Great Unfulfilled Expectations
Holiday Bowl calls,
Bear fans bought homes there to save.
Nice weather, poor fate.
 

Oklahoma
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Teeth: No Problem. But No QB = uh-oh!
Vast Big 12 wasteland,
Someone needs to be second.
Watch out for your balls!
 
Wisconsin
They Grow Cheese and O-Lineman, QB’s aren’t […]

These would be the teams that some so called expert are talking about having some sort of national title contention. But we beg to differ. And now, we look at the wrestlers that best represent these glorified jobber.