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Today marks the beginning of another season of college football. Here are some tips that will help fans make the most of the next few months:
-Ruin all of your friends’ credit ratings so none of them will ask you to spend a Saturday helping them move
-Figure out what color jerseys your team wears
-Memorize past […]

Nearly every year an unranked team rises from the depths and goes on a great run with their eye on the BCS trophy. Here are some teams that might emerge this season and what methods they’ll use to do so:
Syracuse: Has been storing bedbugs to release on opponents
Memphis: Got all the big black kids it […]

The University of Alabama, last year’s BCS Champions, is ranked #1 in the pre-season polls. Here are some things that will keep them from winning it all for the second year in a row:
-Players worried that wearing more than two rings will make them look gay
-Other SEC coaches have figured out they’ll probably just hand […]

 
I’m new here at Pyle of List (long-time reader, first-time writer), so I thought I’d start by introducing myself.  My name is Jonathan, and my major areas of interest are film, comedy, and college football.  Since this year’s college football season is just around the corner, I’d like to share some of my predictions.
But not […]

Being the lazy days of summer, most years my mind would have slowly faded out of focus from baseball and would start to work on college football annuals and fantasy football drafts to help ease the sports starved summer schedule and help my leisure hours maintain a rhythm of sanity until the fall football frenzy […]

We all want football season to start as soon as possible. So now that it’s August, we here at Pyle of List are tired of waiting. We have so much beautiful football inside us, it needs to be let out much like the musical creativity that resided inside Dirk Diggler. So we’ve devoted the entire […]

USC
Trojan Whores
‘05 best team hype
proves all games won on the field,
not by media.
 
LSU
Don’t Let Your Mouth Write Checks Your Team Can’t Cash
Les Miles, genius?
Prepared excuse for 10 wins,
underachievement.
 
West Virginia
Slaton’ed for an Undefeated Season
How’s the sore wrist, Steve?
Convenient “injury”, no?
Don’t drop that pigskin.
 
Texas
That’s a Healthy Colt You Got There
‘Horns fate rests on Colt,
Much stress on such […]

These are the heayweights (no, not the hilarious movie), the big boys (no, not the unhilarious morning radio host), and the cream of the crop (or better yet, the terminators…). Sit back, relax, and try to to catch a big boot to the face.