Pyle of List

Every Monday, our very own DLamp will be taking a look at what just happened the day before in the NFL, and looking ahead to the Monday night game(s).

“Lame.”
That’s all I said to my friends when they were too tired/hungover on Sunday morning to watch football with me.
We had all been up drinking together, in […]

Yeehaw! Joe Torre finally pulled his head out of a bottle of Bigelow’s Green Tea to realize that he needs to get as many starts out of My Boy KERSHAW!1!  as possible in the NLCS. That’s why he’s named him Game 1 Starter for tonight’s game.
This is big for us.
Huge for us.
Last year we weren’t […]

You cannot win them all.
You can not win them all.
You can NOT win them all.
All I’m trying to say with this wordplay is that, yes, it is possible that My Boy KERSHAW!1! could go the entire season without winning a game. It’s also possible that a bear will learn how to ride a horse.

Okay, bad […]

Take a deep breath, America, and try not to cry. Your boy, your pride and joy has come home. That’s right: Baseball is back!
Hey, someone wake that guy in the second row up!
Listen, I understand if you’re not as giddy as I am about the season getting underway. I get it: the long games, the […]

Los Doyers are doing their part to make this happen. Now I just need the Angels to step it up. I will be donning my Nolan Ryan Angel’s t-shirt tonight and traveling down to watch the game with my entire family, who are all die-hard Angel fans (they’ve had season tickets since the stadium opened […]

It doesn’t happen to often that the two baseball teams in my beautiful region of this country are in the playoffs at the same time. So the dream of all World Series games being played within an hour drive of my apartment is pretty fantastic. So I will be updating all of our loyal readers […]

As the first step in my eventual takeover of the Dan Patrick Show, I will be appearing on The Feed’s radio program tomorrow. Please listen just to hear my sweet California accent. As I was once told overseas, “you talk like the people in movies.”
Here are the details directly from The Feed himself:

This week on The […]

Hi everybody! JP has asked me to fill in for him for the next couple of weeks so he can take a break and collect his thoughts. Okay, so that’s a lie. I’ve been begging John for months to let me write for the site and he finally agreed. I mean, kidnapping his dog was […]