Entries Tagged as 'by R. Queso'

Friday, February 12th, 2010

A Pyle of List How To Guide: The Penis Apology

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Put That 9 Iron Down, Honey - Athlete WAGs We’d Never Cheat On

In light of Tiger Wood’s alleged adultery against his super model wife…Wait, let me double check on that…Yep. Wow. Tiger Woods was cheating on his super model wife.I get it, the guy’s got everything. Fame. Success. More money than God. Sometimes you just have to shake things up a bit. Throw a skank into the […]

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Iverson Being Cryverson: Five Reasons To Stay Away From A.I.

Iverson is back at it… crying about not starting for the Memphis Grizzlies.  He’s since left the team to handle “personal matters”  The signing of Iverson didn’t make much sense to begin with.  Mike Conley is supposed to be your PG of the future and you already have plenty of volume perimeter scorers in Rudy […]

Friday, November 6th, 2009

COMBO!: Combining Sports & Games

The other day a friend of mine, who has done some amateur boxing in the past, informed me that he would soon be competing in a chessboxing competition.  Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like.  Contests box for a round, then play timed chess for a round, then repeat.  This continues until someone is either […]

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Queso’s Top 10: NBA Power Rankings

 

1. Boston Celtics
Too big, too long, and too black… Get your mind out the gutter and get focused.  The Celtics are the real deal with the Big 3 (Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen) intact and supported by an impressive cast of role players like Rajon Rondo, Kendrick Perkins, Rasheed Wallace, Eddie House, Glen […]

Monday, September 21st, 2009

PoL + Carbon Poker

Yours truly will be representing Pyle of List this Wednesday in Carbon Poker’s blogger tournament.  A big shout out to Alan over at CarbonPoker.com for the opportunity.  I will be taking the tourney down and donating the winnings to my favorite charity (my daughter’s diaper fund).

Monday, September 7th, 2009

The Brandon Marshall Handbook: 10 Ways to Get Cut From the Team You Hate

Hey folks, Brandon Marshall here.
NFL wide receivers, I get it. The millions you are currently making just aren’t cutting it. But that stupid owner upstairs just isn’t giving you the respect (i.e. new giant contract) that you deserve. We’ve all been there. But rather than contribute for that miserable turd of a franchise that would […]

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Last Action Heroes: Football Coaches as Action Movie Characters

As we head toward another football season, I can’t help but think we haven’t really been paying attention to the real heroes (or villains).
There is a man who takes all the responsibility for your team’s success and failure.  If he doesn’t get it done, the world could end for millions of fans.  It all rests […]