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Fantasy Football Factoid: The 3 Stooges organized the first Fantasy Football League in 1949! The 1st player taken in the draft was QB Otto Graham!
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Haven’t selected a team name yet? GREAT, because I’m here to help. Of course I realize the draft is the most important aspect in Fantasy Football. However, don’t underestimate the power of a creative team name. For those of […]

Looks like 1 standout in this bunch. Can you guess who?
Chargers-10-6: I know, LT has gone East and Vincent Jackson will soon be a Seahawk (by opening day), so are the Bolts really any good? They’re not that good, the other 3 teams in the division are bad, bad, and worse!
“I’m not a baby, I just […]

 8 Wins takes the crown in this 4 dog race!

Okay, maybe Niners or Cards win 9 games, but that’s all. Just in case you doubt my predictions, take a look at the QB’s leading this mess.  
49ers–Alex Smith-David Carr: Cardinals–Matt Leinart-Derek Anderson: Seahawks–Matt Hasselbeck-Charlie Whitehurst: Rams–Sam Bradford-AJ Feeley. Not too many early fantasy picks in […]

by Pete Whalon 
1. Ben Roethlisberger Fails Team Weigh-in: Our hidden cameras caught Big Ben stretching before his morning run around his BBQ pit. “Do these pants make my butt look big?” Ben was overheard asking his trainer.

2. Favre Marries Madden: In a shocker that rocked football fans around the globe, John Madden and Brett Favre secretly flew […]

The start of the football season offers so many positive influnces for the male species I just don’t know where to begin.  There’s the male bonding thing, allowing like minded men to intellectually exchange thoughts on the pressing issues of our time–such as, “how do you think Ochocinco and T.O. and their massive egos will get […]

 
Fantasy Football (once referred to as Rotisserie Football) has been around for over 25 years. I should know, I’ve been running wild, beer swilling, junk food munching drafts in my garage since the 80’s.
Unfortunately my fellow team owners didn’t appreciate me awarding myself the first 3 draft picks for hosting.
First of all, there are no “experts” when it comes […]

 
Am I dreaming? Is the Hall of Fame game this Sunday? Finally! I know it’s a useless preseason game, however, it’s the first crack in the door to real football. I will miss World Cup Soccer though. It proved the only TV sport boring enough to lull me to sleep for a much deserved nap.
To help you prepare for […]

#10- NO MORE: watching  the never-ending erectile dysfunction commercials. Not that I’ve ever had a problem with it.

9.- NO MORE:  Disgusting Sunday, 9,345 calorie scarf fests of beer, 7-layer dip, chips, bean dip, pizza rolls, bratwurst, pepperoni sticks, m&m’s, tequila shooters, cheese puffs, Cheetos, and deep fried chicken fingers. 

8.- NO MORE: Peyton manning commercials.

7.- NO MORE: Mindless blond Bimbos spouting […]