Entries Tagged as 'by Kuhn'

Monday, March 15th, 2010

A Tournament By Any Other Month

March Madness will be starting in just a couple of days, and you might find yourself wondering, what is it that makes it so popular.  Is it the bracket pools?  The thrill of seeing an underdog become a Cinderella story?  The joy of watching a hated team with a high-seed fall flat on its face?
Nope.  […]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Matt Leinart: Devout Hedonist

Were you aware that Matt Leinart had a foundation?  (And it’s not Boobs and Beer for the Back-up.)  While the site is filled with typos (”disadvantage youth”) and lists its statement of purpose as wanting “to create opportunities for children in need of extra special help,” and least Leinart is giving back.
And you don’t even […]

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

There’s No “I” In “Excessive Celebration” (Right?)

The NCAA is a very busy organization, but they always seem to find the time to make terrible decisions (especially where football is considered), such as preventing a player from accepting endorsement money needed to compete in the Olympics in a completely different sport or adding meaningless bowl games that make the post-season feel less […]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

A Pyle of List How To Guide: The Penis Apology

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

No One Ever Said It Would Be This Hard

 Pete Carroll yelled at me.  There I was, standing on the steps of USC’s physical education building on a cool summer night, exhausted after a long day of orientation spent touring the campus and learning about the classes I’d be taking that fall, and being more or less forced to attend a “Spirit Rally.”  Imagine […]

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

The Undefeateds (Post Season)

“I don’t wanna live without you
And I don’t wanna live a lie
We’ll never know till we try.
Yeah, we’ll never know till we try.”
-Lifehouse
This is long overdue, so I’ll make it as shorter than normal.  First I have to admit that I totally bombed on my predictions, getting all three picks incorrect.  (I finished the season […]

Friday, January 8th, 2010

On Second Thought

Maybe Colt McCoy was Princess Leia, forced to watch helplessly as the Emperor, Darth Vader, and the Death Star mercilessly destroyed her home planet.  OF COURSE the Death Star can blow up a defenseless planet that is not prepared for what’s coming.  That’s not even fair.
My heart went out for Leia when she lost her […]

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Colt McCoy is Luke Skywalker

(An unrelated sport, but too awesome of a pic not to use.)
Not too long ago, a friend and I realized that Colt McCoy looks a lot like Luke Skywalker.  Apparently we’re not the only ones who’ve thought this, as another site has already pointed it out. But their comparison stops at the physical appearance.  We […]