Entries Tagged as 'by Kuhn'

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Preparing For The College Football Season

Today marks the beginning of another season of college football. Here are some tips that will help fans make the most of the next few months:
-Ruin all of your friends’ credit ratings so none of them will ask you to spend a Saturday helping them move
-Figure out what color jerseys your team wears
-Memorize past […]

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Dark Horse National Title Contenders

Nearly every year an unranked team rises from the depths and goes on a great run with their eye on the BCS trophy. Here are some teams that might emerge this season and what methods they’ll use to do so:
Syracuse: Has been storing bedbugs to release on opponents
Memphis: Got all the big black kids it […]

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Reasons Why Alabama Won’t Repeat As National Champions

The University of Alabama, last year’s BCS Champions, is ranked #1 in the pre-season polls. Here are some things that will keep them from winning it all for the second year in a row:
-Players worried that wearing more than two rings will make them look gay
-Other SEC coaches have figured out they’ll probably just hand […]

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Tim Tebow Drafted In The First Round: Your Argument Is Invalid

It’s always hard to say whether the NFL Draft had any surprises because, despite all the mock-ups and commentary, no one really knows what a team is going to do when the day comes.  Still, unless you’re a Gator fan (or maybe ESPECIALLY if you’re a Gator fan), you were probably surprised that Tim Tebow […]

Monday, March 15th, 2010

A Tournament By Any Other Month

March Madness will be starting in just a couple of days, and you might find yourself wondering, what is it that makes it so popular.  Is it the bracket pools?  The thrill of seeing an underdog become a Cinderella story?  The joy of watching a hated team with a high-seed fall flat on its face?
Nope.  […]

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Matt Leinart: Devout Hedonist

Were you aware that Matt Leinart had a foundation?  (And it’s not Boobs and Beer for the Back-up.)  While the site is filled with typos (”disadvantage youth”) and lists its statement of purpose as wanting “to create opportunities for children in need of extra special help,” and least Leinart is giving back.
And you don’t even […]

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

There’s No “I” In “Excessive Celebration” (Right?)

The NCAA is a very busy organization, but they always seem to find the time to make terrible decisions (especially where football is considered), such as preventing a player from accepting endorsement money needed to compete in the Olympics in a completely different sport or adding meaningless bowl games that make the post-season feel less […]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

A Pyle of List How To Guide: The Penis Apology

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]