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Pat O’Brien!

Seriously folks, can we even consider this an official Games of the Olympiad without Pat O’Brien there asking athletes the hard-hitting questions? I would answer with an emphatic nay.
Don’t get me wrong, I love these Winter Olympics. Shaun White’s performance inspired me to taunt every Finnish person I know. Lindsay Vonn fighting through her shin […]

So, you’ve decided to take a picture of your penis. Congratulations! You’re now an internet celebrity.

Now that everyone has seen you in all your glory, what is the next step for you and your birthday suit?
Clearly it’s an apology. Rule #1 about showing everyone your schlong is you’ve got to act like you didn’t want […]

You know the greatest thing to ever happen to the NFL wears number 4.  But it has become obvious that Brett, sorry (what am I thinking), Sir His Holiness Mr. Favre, doesn’t have his sights set on the Hall of Fame anymore.
And since all he would have to do to become President is hold a […]

Unless he’s stricken down by a Biblical plague (a mere mortal flu won’t keep him down), Tim Tebow is going to break the SEC record for rushing touchdowns in a career that’s been held for over 20 years by Herschel Walker.  As far as I know, Walker hasn’t commented on this.  At least not with […]

Hey folks, Brandon Marshall here.
NFL wide receivers, I get it. The millions you are currently making just aren’t cutting it. But that stupid owner upstairs just isn’t giving you the respect (i.e. new giant contract) that you deserve. We’ve all been there. But rather than contribute for that miserable turd of a franchise that would […]

As we head toward another football season, I can’t help but think we haven’t really been paying attention to the real heroes (or villains).
There is a man who takes all the responsibility for your team’s success and failure.  If he doesn’t get it done, the world could end for millions of fans.  It all rests […]

With the NFL season just around the corner, I figured it would be a good time to get to know some of the players a little closely. As always, learning something is easiest when you relate it to something you already know.
Like high school archetypes. We’ve all seen the movies and TV shows that have […]

In the midst of this economic crisis, unemployment plagues our nation at the highest rates we’ve seen in quite some time. But unlike virtually every other business in the United States, we here at Pyle of List are actually doing something about it and hiring folks to blog with us in an attempt to expand our […]