Entries Tagged as 'breaking news'

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Play Ball…FOOTBALL!!

 
Am I dreaming? Is the Hall of Fame game this Sunday? Finally! I know it’s a useless preseason game, however, it’s the first crack in the door to real football. I will miss World Cup Soccer though. It proved the only TV sport boring enough to lull me to sleep for a much deserved nap.
To help you prepare for […]

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Randumb Thoughts

A lot has been/is going on in the sports world right now, and I’ll take a quick stab at analyzing each of them.
Baseball playoffs start in, like, 20 minutes.
I love baseball, and follow the season closely for the entire 162 game schedule. Most people? Not so much. However, now is when everyone starts paying attentin […]

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

And here we go again…

The latest off-season tradition in professional football is back. 
ESPN’s Ed Werder is reporting that Brett Favre and Brad Childress will meet soon to discuss Favre coming out of retirement for the second year in a row.
 Favre, apparently, didn’t do enough damage to his legacy by falling apart at the end of last season with the […]

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Breaking News: TO Makes Plea for New Team

 
After reports have come out this morning that the Dallas Cowboys have severed ties with star WR Terrell Owens, we all wondered where his next stop would be.
Some thought that the Raiders would be the logical choice, given their penchant for big stars and drama. Others thought WR starved teams on the cusp of the […]

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

If Partying with Your 18 Year Old Daughter is Wrong, Who Would Want to Be Right?

With the economy and all the other problems going on right now, I understand the plight of mothers. Times are tough all over. Not only do you have to work and manage an ever-tightening budget, the pressure to remain sexy has never been higher (Way to go, Desparate Housewives!). On top of everything else you […]

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Pacman Suspended by Videogame Counsel

Long-time videogame icon Adam “Pacman” Pacman was suspended by the World Videogame Counsel after repeated violations of their personal conduct policy.
“We feel like we have given Adam more than enough opportunities to turn his life around,” WVC Chairman Roger Manningham said in a press conference, “it’s a continuation of a disturbing pattern of behavior, […]

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Breaking News: Lane Kiffin out as Head Coach of the Raiders

Al Davis finally slammed his bony foot down on Tuesday morning and released Lane Kiffin from his head coaching duties.
 
“I’m firing that Tagliabue guy next…I haven’t seen him do anything for like two years.”
While some outlets are reporting that Kiffin was fired over the phone this morning our sources at PoL are telling me that […]

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

What the Millen Firing Really Means

The people of Detroit are crying out with chorus’ of ‘ding dong the witch is dead’ as hated GM and team President Matt Millen has finally ended his reign over the Lions. Whether he “quit” doesn’t really matter, as he was on his way out of Ford Jr. admitted that he wasn’t exactly a fan.
Good […]