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Hey America, wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup? It’s me Brian Scalabrine!

You may remember me from the 2007-2008 NBA Champion Boston Celtics, where I made an invaluable contribution. That’s right, you know I got that BOOM BOOM PAY-OWWWWWWWW!

I’m not a huge NBA fan.
There. I said it.
I’m a sports guy, so I try to keep tabs on most athletic competitions going on throughout the year. But in terms of being an actual fan of the league I come up quite short. I don’t follow things too closely until playoffs and even then I […]

Over the coming weeks, we’ll be taking a look at each division in baseball and gazing into the future for each club.
Now, we are not experts like the people over at SI who decided to start this very same thing today. Jerks. We’re not in locker rooms, not being flown out to spring training facilities […]

Wow, after not a lot of action at the winter meetings, everyone went crazy yesterday. Let’s take a look at each team effected by yesterdays activity:

1. Toronto Blue Jays - They did the best they could. They were a bit hamstrung because they HAD to deal Halladay. He already said he wouldn’t resign with them, […]

So, I’ve taken a day to digest this all and go through my grief cycle. Pros and cons have been weighed and emotions taken out of the equation to come up with the only logical reaction to such a devastating event for my favorite team:
HA HA! SUCK IT RED SOX NATION! NOW YOUR WORLD SERIES […]

Director: Quiet on the set! Alright, you ready to go, Kevin?

KG: What the fuck you mean, am I ready to go? KG is always on point….
Director: Alright, here we go. And we’re rolling.
KG: I wanna talk to you mothafuckas about something important today. Heart disease is killin’ niggaz every single day. Now, that’s some serious […]

Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call. Plaxico Burress is going to live and play football again, but might be a little smarter about it next time. Lord knows there […]

Okay, so I can’t sit here at work and pretend to work anymore, I’ve got to let some of this anger out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There. I feel better. Well, not really, I’m still plenty pissed off. Oh, and why am I so profoundly unhappy at this moment? Allow me to clue you in:
Boston Red Sox second baseman […]