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A real American hero
Rep. Joe Barton of Texas (of course) is proposing a bill that would force the BCS to stop referring to the winner of the #1 v. #2 game as the “National Championship” unless it is in the structure of a playoff system.
Now lets settle down for a second.  Somewhere […]

Each Thursday Philguard will outline the hot and cold stories in the world of sports and beyond.
If I did anything nerdier in the early nineties than read Nintendo Power religiously, I’m not sure what it was.

And while I can’t seem to find any proof of it’s existence on the internet (which doesn’t surprise me…the internet […]

At least their BCS hopes aren’t dearly departed…
Why did Georgia act like they were attending a mother****ing funeral in the 1st half?
I have no idea. I’m totally shocked that after all the hype and trash talk leading up to the game the Dawgs came out so flat. Alabama straight manhandled them in the trenches. If […]

When the Trojans don’t show up, it’s bound to sting a bit in the morning
As passionate USC fans, JP and Lunchbox try to wade through the mess of a Thursday night upset.
How in God’s name did USC lose to Oregon State?
JP: They believed the hype while the Beavers just lined up and punched them in […]

The perks of being a big time blogger
1. Is the Mountain West better than the Pac-10?
The fact that we can even discuss this question should say it all. Oregon is one injury away from holding a hippy-filled open tryout for a new quarterback or commissioning Phil Knight to construct a cyborg QB and they’re still […]

‘Noles all day, Yngwie Malmsteen all night!
Is Ohio State finally dead and buried?
Yes. But that’s never stopped fellow plodding Midwesterner Michael Myers from repeatedly coming back to life under increasingly implausible circumstances. Much like the fictional residents of Haddonfield and the entire movie-going public (sans 12-15 year old boys), college football fans are done with […]

We all want football season to start as soon as possible. So now that it’s August, we here at Pyle of List are tired of waiting. We have so much beautiful football inside us, it needs to be let out much like the musical creativity that resided inside Dirk Diggler. So we’ve devoted the entire […]

Pyle’s Playbook Halftime Adjustments (written on my phone from the dentist office):
tosu:
Control the line of scrimmage: auburn block dorsey
Qb play: replace zwick krenzel boeckman with someone else
TOP: more than 30 mins means victory
lsu:
coaching: sedate miles, keep him away from gameplan/decision making
light workload for hester: less than 80 carries for the vanilla gorrilla
halftime adjustments: show up […]