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So I just got to my computer, and I figure I will try my best to live-blog the rest of My Boy KERSHAW!1!’S game today. We pick it up in the top of the third…

With more and more names coming out as steroid users in Major League Baseball, our childhood heroes keep taking shots to the image. Each day that poster of Ken Griffey Jr. that we bought at the swap meet when we were 13 gets more and more suspicious. So it’s time we woke up and faced […]

Boom! You see that?! That’s My Boy KERSHAW!1! putting a grade A ass whoopin’ on those sissies from Orange County. Complete dominance!
Man, it was magnificent to watch. It was like KERSHAW!1! was some sort of demon who had descended upon heaven (aka Angel Stadium) and just started tearing angels assunder. Wings were ripped from backs! […]

So earlier this week I was in Laughlin, NV with some family for a little R&R. Oh, you’ve never heard of Laughlin? Take the worst dregs that go to Vegas, then add a lake, and you’ve pretty much got Laughlin.
When I wasn’t on the lake breaking both hearts and sunglasses, I spent my time at […]

Whoa, listen, I know things didn’t go the way you planned in your last start. 83 pitches to not even get out of the third inning is rough. Yeah, I thought a couple of those calls were bogus too.
But crying? In the dugout? On national TV? *sigh*
It’s okay, baby KERSHAW!1!, come rest your weary head […]

Dear My Boy KERSHAW!1!,
I feel an apology is owed. Actually, multiple apologies.
First, let me apologize for slacking on the man crush updates. I realize that this relationship you and I have is a two way street. Even if the courts won’t let me stand on your street anymore. Or anywhere withing 500 feet of you. […]

Ah, the ‘ol backstop. Nothing like showing up to a day of work knowing that a 200 lb professional athlete on ‘roids (allegedly!) will try to knock you out in order to touch a little white piece of rubber.
Let’s review the “rules”:

Must have been in their prime (we’ll use making the All-Star team as a […]

I really feel like this might be one of the hardest positions for me. There have been so many great hitting first basemen in my lifetime, I’m sure this will come under some scrutiny. First, a review of the rules:

Must have been in their prime (we’ll use making the All-Star team as a measure) when […]