Entries Tagged as 'A-Rod'

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

We Owe Someone An Apology

Normally, bloggers just throw things out onto the internetz and don’t care about it being good/true/relevant. Rarely do you see retractions and corrections. But, there is one topic that cannot stand for this kind of flippant attitude:
Hot chicks.
A few weeks ago, we did a list about hot athlete WAGs (wives and girlfriends). Today I came […]

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Looking at tonight’s Game 6

By now you’ve been inundated with World Series coverage. You know who’s doing well (Sabathia, Lee, Rodriguez, Utley) and who is slumping (Howard, Texiera). You get it. In fact, you more than get it.
And yet here I am writing about. The good news for both of us is that my alcohol riddled brain has seen […]

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Wait, am I…am I rooting for the Yankees?!

What’s happened here? Everything’s gone topsy turvy!
Now, I’m a local homer. Doyers first, Angels second. But both of them were eliminated in the LCS. So who am I left to root for? The umpires? Eff them, they suck this year.
But as I sat in front of the TV last night, drink in hand (the way […]

Friday, March 13th, 2009

My Hips Don’t Lie: Best Hips In Sports

With A-Rod’s hip causing so much commotion, we thought that someone should stick up for the good hips out there in the sports world. You know, the hips that go to work day in and day out just to put food on the table for their kids without causing a stink. Good, hard working hips. […]

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Sleepless In Seattle…or maybe Atlanta…

Int. bedroom, Orlando, FL.

Junior: Tough call. Go home to Seattle where my career started, or go to Atlanta and be closer to my family. Well, better sleep on this one. *turns night cap backwards, begins to fall asleep*
Disembodied voice: Griiiiiffey! Griiiiiffey!
Junior: Holy crap, Lou?!

Ghost of Lou Pinella: Damnit, Junior! Call me coach!
Junior: Sure thing, coach. […]

Friday, December 19th, 2008

The White Elephant in the Room: Gifts for Your Favorite Pros for Under $25

‘Tis the season and all that nonsense. Look, we know what this time of year is really about: buying useless pieces of plastic for people you really don’t care about. A sweater for Aunt Edna and a tie for Uncle Joe because you have to. Stupid families. But what about those people that we WANT […]

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Ruh Roh Raggy

I can’t tell if the Giants look like geniuses right now, or ass clowns.
So Barry’s probably going to jail. Let’s go ahead and make a list for this “big news story” (see the quotes? They’re there because we all saw this coming). Top 10 Possible Crappy Newspaper Headlines!

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

A-Rod to join cast of Dirty, Sexy Money…

This is probably my favorite picture of Alex Rodriguez. It appears that he’s gazing into your soul.
… with his next contract. A-Rod has been taking a beating in the media for opting out of his contract to become a Free Agent. His ever so loveable agent hasn’t really helped matters either. But I don’t understand […]