Pyle of List

[Interior of Minnesota area Olive Garden. We see Brett Favre and various teammates sitting around a table.]

Brett Favre: Well, fellas, that was a heck of win on Sunday. Really makes ‘ol Brett Favre proud he came out of retirement.

Kevin Williams: Sure was. Felt good.

Sidney Rice: Real good.

Brett: Yep. Brett Favre always says, ‘winnin’ is better than losin’. Now eat up, boys. This meal is on me.

All: Nice!

Waitress: Hi, my name is Carol, I’ll be your server this evening. What can I get for you gentlemen?

Kevin Williams: Tour of Italy.

Sidney Rice: Tour of Italy.

Brett: Y’all got fajitas?

All: …

Waitress: Excuse me?

Brett: Brett Favre really likes him some fajitas. You guys got any of those here?

Waitress: Ooh, sorry, no. We’re Olive Garden. We only have Italian food.

Brett: Fajitas is Italian, ain’t they?

Waitress: Um, no. They’re Mexican. Can I interest you in a Tour of Italy?

Kevin Williams: They’re really good.

Sidney Rice: Yeah.

Brett: Dang. I was really hopin’ for some fajitas tonight.

Sidney Rice: I never knew you like fajitas so much.

Brett: Shoot yeah! They are single handedly responsible for gettin’ me off pain killers in the ’90s. Every time I wanted to pop another pill, I just went out and got fajitas instead. Now listen Christine…

Waitress: Carol.

Brett: Yeah, right. You guys got steak here?

Waitress: Yes we do, would you like it with…

Brett: And you got veggies?

Waitress: Of course…

Brett: Now, back in the kitchen, you guys got a skillet or something?

Waitress: Yes…

Brett: Boom! Then you got fajitas. Thanks, I really appreciate it.

Waitress: But…

Brett: Phew. I was gettin’ worried there. If Brett Favre doesn’t get his fajitas, he goes a little crazy. Starts throwin’ silverware as hard as he can. Been known to pass right through a human skull if I’m not careful. Killed 15 people at a BJ’s one time because they didn’t have fajitas.

All: …

Waitress: Your fajitas will be right out.

Brett: Ariba!