Pyle of List

 Let’s start with an easy total for Sunday and then 4 road team picks–not something I usually like to do. I would have thrown in the over 55 in the Falcons-Saints Monday nighter, but the books are jacking NO totals way up to get some under $$$$. Anyone who bets under on Saints games (doesn’t mean you always bet over) is an idiot! Nuff chatter…   

1. Dolphins +3 1/2 vs. @ Jets: The Fish had Saints beaten until the coach got cute. I love going against snot-nosed rookie QB’s in the NFL. I would even consider a money line play on Fish. Jets are one of he overrated teams this year!

2. G-Men -1 vs. @ Eagles: 2 losses in a row for G’s. This team is too good for a negative trifecta. Bagles are schizophrenic and due for a bad episode. This will be easier than gettin TO to talk about himself.

3. Broncos + 4 vs. @ Ravens: Broncs on way up…Birds on way down. Underrated vs. overrated–good vs. average. I’m on the Denver wagon now. Took awhile, but until I see different, the Broncos have a very good D and mistake-free O. Only problem with this one, it just looks too easy to me.

4. Vikings vs. Pack Over 46: Ok. I’ll admit it. I just want pack to kick Favre’s sagging ass! That’s it. Anyway, with all the hype, both teams will be looking to roll a 40. Fun to watch, however, turn down the volumn or prepare to get bombarded with pablum-puke!

The 3 Stooges coming this fall-Starring Brett Farve-Brett Farv & Brett Farrve!

5. Texans -3 1/2 vs. Bills: The Pills just can’t score-the Alamo boyz can. TO’s a bust (and I have his arrogent butt on 3 fantasy teams-I’ll trade him for a football card of Brian Bosworth!) This may not be the most exciting game on the board, but when you have $$$$ on the game it’s juice.

There’s your 5 pack…and remember, food and rent can wait, what’s important is gettin’ action on the games. I’d say good luck, but with these picks you won’t need it.