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Got a nice 5 Pack for week 6 of NFL games. These picks were easier than changing Al Davis’s diaper.

1. Ravens + 3  vs. @ Vikings: Farve Farv Faver Favre finally gets taken down. Look for 2-3 picks (like the Favre of old) and 4 sacks. AP is held to under 100 yds. which means a big “L”. NEWS FLASH: With Ray Lewis and Brett Favre in the same game look for an NFL record to be shattered: The most stomach turning cliches’ by obsequious, toady announcers ever spouted. It will get nauseating early!  Count ‘em just for fun. O-U–74.

Bromance!

2. Cards +2 1/2  @ Seahawks:  This should be a shootout with the Cards owning the 4th qtr. This will be the best game to watch this week if you were an Arena Football fan. Here’s your final: Cards 38-Hawks 31. Drop an extra Fosters oil can in fridge, this will be a long one.

3. @ Chargers -3  vs. Broncos: I could be wrong, but I doubt it; the Broncs are not that good. If I am correct, the Super Chargers will take ‘em down hard on MNF. I’ve seen Orton play long enough to know he can’t continue to play at his present level. It’s D-Day for the Broncos and their throw-up…I mean throwback uni’s!  

4. Titans +9 vs. @ Pats: This should be the game where Vince Young returns. The Pats may be 9 points better than a few teams (Rams-Raiders-Wilson High), but not the TT’s. Tip to Brady…throw to Moss! I’m letting my fantasy interfer with my picks. 

5. G-men @ SaintsOver 47: Shootout II. Lots of stars in this one. A fantasy dream team. Speaking of fantasy, Jacobs is another blob on my pathetic team. Manning vs Brees should produce 6-8 TD passes.

As an added note: Although not part of my 5 pack, you can’t go wrong betting against the Rams and Raiders every week. Raiders QB, Russell, is the WORST QB I have ever seen in the NFL…bar none! (OK, Ryan Leaf is a close second).