Pyle of List

Boom! You see that?! That’s My Boy KERSHAW!1! putting a grade A ass whoopin’ on those sissies from Orange County. Complete dominance!

Man, it was magnificent to watch. It was like KERSHAW!1! was some sort of demon who had descended upon heaven (aka Angel Stadium) and just started tearing angels assunder. Wings were ripped from backs! Blood covered feathers littered the infield! Cherubs wept!

Or maybe I’ve just done too much peyote in my life.

Either way, My Boy KERSHAW!1! seems to have figured out whatever had him in his little funk a few weeks ago. The ship is righted, folks! No one is safe from the filthiest curveball (not to mention dreamiest eyes!) in the league! No one! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Final line: 7 IP, 4 Hits, 4 BB, 5 Lembecks