Pyle of List

[interior of Doyers clubhouse]

KERSHAW!1!: Alright, tough game today. Ball can still fly out of Coors. Let’s take a look at who’s playing behind me today…

looks at line-up

KERSHAW!1!: Fuck the heck?! Where in the blue blazes is that idiot Manny? Eh, I’ll miss his bat but I’ll take Pierre’s defense and speed. Guess that’s not TOO bad…

looks back at line-up

KERSHAW!1!: Oh, come on! No Furcal? Listen, I know this guy’s back has kept him from playing a full season for a few years but I don’t need freakin’ Juan “Fidel” Castro manning the six-hole behind me. Uuuuuuugh…

looks at line-up one more time

KERSHAW!1!: Old man Torre must be confused because he has Blake DeWitt at 3B instead of Casey Blake. Look, I know they both have ‘Blake’ in their name but someone needs to ensure that Joe has his Ensure so he doesn’t confuse these guys. I mean, these aren’t his grandkids he’s mixing up here, this is improtant stuff!

Peaks over shoulder to make sure no one is looking

KERSHAW!1!: Fine, you giving me the B squad lineup? Then you’re gonna get B level pitches. Get ready for some souveniers, Colorado fans, Clayton is servind them up today! That’ll teach ‘em…

Final line: 4.2 IP, 9ER on 8 hits, 4 BB, 4 Lembecks