Pyle of List

“You know why the Lakers lost, don’t you? Phil Jackson was afraid to keep it real and go all black. Instead he sold out and started that white boy with girl’s hair.”

“I still say f*ck Reggie Miller!”

“Man, I remember Robert Horry being taller… and less friendly.”

“Please come see my movie…please…”

“You know, I used to play some b-ball. Yeah, it was outside of the school…no big deal really.”

“I do say, Reginald, that is one fine ass on that black man in the short, yellow trousers.”

“So this is what a real sport looks like. Huh.”

(to himself) “Has any actor in a multi-million dollar movie franchise gotten less respect than you have Tobey? Huh? You need to act like a man, go over there and kick Will Smith’s ass! Now that’ll get you some respect…”

“Yeah, the game sucked, but how about this beard?! Pretty funky, right?”

“Dear God, please don’t let them do a Spider-Man 4.”

“Man, I love me some white girls. Doesn’t that make me even blacker… up in this beeotch fo shizzle soulja boy raise the roof!”

“Hey Lake-ahs! You don’t gawt the right stuff! Get it, Sully? A fackin’ New Kids on the Blawk joke.”

All photos courtesy of the Associated Press