Pyle of List

Probably.

Good God, man! When I read this, I practically lost my breakfast. Are you kidding me?! Listen, I know the Heat have had a pretty sorry season, and that championship from two years ago looks further and further away these days, but there is no need to do this. I understand that when a team tries to rebuild, they us the term “blow up” the roster. But you don’t need to “blow up” your life, Dwayne. And that’s what Star Jones is; an atomic bomb of shit. The ghosts of the victims at Hiroshima feel bad for Dwayne Wade right now. Too far? Hardly!

Did you lose a bet or something? Did Charles put you up to this? Or is this just another facet of your G2 marketing campaign? Whatever sinister parties go to you and told you that dating a 46 year old when you are a 26 year old superstar athlete should be shot.

Listen Dwayne, I’m sorry for being so harsh on you. Maybe you’re in love. Maybe this is the real deal that so many people strive after. Maybe YOU’RE A GODDAMN RETARD!

Cheese and rice, Wade. Cheese and freaking rice.

PS - Now we have to change this list and make room for a new #1.